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September 16, 2007



Dear School,

Please stop being a pain in the ass and be all fun times, new unchewed pencils, fresh neatly stacked notebook paper and spaghettipuke cafeteria stink instead. We need Ava to run with sticks and come out and play with us. Also, please teach children about the differences between the lenses of eyeballs/eyeglasses and holes poked in paper products. Thanking you in advance.

Yours Sincerely,


I hope this week is better than last, and that they only continue to improve as the school year progresses.


Next time, tell SK to put me on the phone! It'll get better. If not, I'll fly my huge belly to PA and start telling kids horrible tales of bad behavior.


I swear, every semester here all I hear from my teaching faculty friends is "god, but this is THE WORST semester yet!" - but every semester they say it.

Sorry to hear that this time you totally meant it & that everyone else around you probably would have agreed!!!!!


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